Not a Foodie
Published on July 24, 2013 by Sara Foss

Over at the Gazette, I write about food.

But I am not a foodie!

Here's an excerpt:

"The other day, I swung by The Cheese Traveler, a specialty food shop in Albany, to purchase some fine cheese for a picnic.

The Cheese Traveler is a little like a winery, except with cheese. You can request samples of any of the cheeses in the cooler, and there are free snacks throughout the shop, such as almonds and little cubes of cheddar cheese. There is fresh fish provided by the Guilderland-based fishmonger Fin, locally raised, organic meat from Tilldale Farm in Hoosick and high-quality sodas.

My mouth always waters when I go in this place, because everything looks good. On this particular day, I decided to try two different kinds of brie; they were both good, and I opted to buy the one that was cheaper. Then I scanned the shelves for a cracker to complement my wheel of cheese. 'Are you looking for a neutral cracker?' the salesman asked.

'Yes,' I said, 'a neutral cracker.'

After a short discussion, I settled on a wheat cracker with a hint of rosemary. This seemed like a perfectly good choice, but as I was driving home I thought about how ridiculous my exchange with the salesman had been. When did I become the sort of person who could utter the phrase 'a neutral cracker' with a straight face, and who sought expert advice when purchasing snacks?"

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User Comments
Eric | August 07, 2013 23:15

I am totally incorporating the phrase "neutral cracker" into my vocabulary, but I'm not sure whether I'll apply it to snack items, boring white people, or both.

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